I went back and forth deciding whether Fat Flavor Flav deserved a party foul or a standing ovation, but seeing as his cameo was the most interesting few seconds of yesterday's Philadelphia 76ers v. Boston Celtics game, I leaned towards the latter.
I can't stop watching this gif. It's like when I muster up the courage to flip the TV to Animal Planet for "River Monsters" -- I want to look away because I'm terrified, but there's a tiny part of my psyche that is intrigued by such a life form in its natural habitat. Perhaps the best part of this now-entrenched memory from last night is that my first wedding anniversary is fast approaching, and the wife and I have agreed to exchange modern gifts. The modern gift for the first anniversary? You guessed it -- clocks.
So if any of you out there happen to know Fat Flavor Flav's contact information, please inquire as to his availability in July.
Best. Gift. Ever.
Image courtesy of SB Nation